devinwolfi:

Thor and Hannah Montana are in-laws

thegirlfrombasingse:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

bae–electronica:

Stop promoting this heartless culture.. nobody wants a heartless piece of shit! Feel things… feel them deeply!

yawpkatsi:

i just googled “how to pronounce hozier” bc i’ve never been sure and the first result was an interview where he was like “it’s whatever pronounce it how u want” and honestly that’s way more on-brand than any answer i could have ever hoped for

angryschnauzer:

walkingcontrafiction:

im-happy-at-home:

killerqueen-gunpowdergelatine:

old-fashioned-roger-boy:

child-of-dolora:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

oopsabird:

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

LETS DO THIS GUYS IM SERIOUS

every time you feel like you can’t do shit anymore bc you’re tired, think of Freddie.

ILL FUCKING DO IT, DARLING!

HONESTLY, THIS HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH HOPE FOR 2K19/

“I’ll fucking do it, darling. “

I’ll fucking do it, darling.

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

And you fucking can too. 💛

I’ll fucking do it darling!!

2019′s motto

cat sounds, rated

edgebug:

mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10

purr: is there anything better? 10/10

silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10

mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10

AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10

mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10

the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10

the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10